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WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS CARRY A CAMERA

2012-01-26T11:15:00.004-05:00

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Ist es dümmer, Dummheiten wider besseren Wissens trotzdem zu machen oder ist es dümmer, wenn es einfach aus Gedankenlosigkeit heraus geschieht?

2012-01-26T07:38:00.001-05:00

Yes but the first is much worse.

Think You Know Everything?

2012-01-24T08:50:00.001-05:00

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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.
Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually

Than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping

Than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.
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The first product to have a bar code

Was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive

From each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you?)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)

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Apples, not caffeine,

Are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .
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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN !
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first ' Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!
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PEARLS DISSOLVE

IN VINEGAR !
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola , and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

But, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

And no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !)
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And the best for last....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU ?)

So.......................

Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on......and go move your toothbrush !!!

I'm not sure that I believe all of these..

Dave

icebergs

2012-01-23T17:51:00.001-05:00

STRIPED ICEBERGS

Icebergs in the Antarctic area sometimes have stripes, formed by layers of snow that react to different conditions.
Blue stripes are often created when a crevice in the ice sheet fills up with melt water and freezes so quickly that no bubbles form.
When an iceberg falls into the sea, a layer of salty seawater can freeze to the underside. If this is rich in algae, it can form a green stripe.
Brown, black and yellow lines are caused by sediment, picked up when the ice sheet grinds downhill towards the sea.

These pictures are available because 2010 has been the coldest winter

... Is this amazing??

Antarctica Frozen Wave Pixs - Nature is amazing!
The water froze the instant the wave broke through the ice.
That's what it is like in Antarctica   where it is the coldest weather in decades.
Water freezes the instant comes in contact with the air.
The temperature of the water is already some degrees below freezing.
Just look at how the wave froze in mid-air!!!

Having the Internet means that we get to see something that we never imagined!
Pass it on for others to enjoy!

Another Dream shattered!

2012-01-22T08:49:00.001-05:00

Finally, someone
Has managed to photograph the
Pot at the end of the rainbow!!!
Wouldn't you know it!

A Sign at Wal-Mart

2012-01-22T08:33:00.001-05:00

Fw: The Importance of Walking hh

2012-01-19T15:06:00.001-05:00

The Importance of walking
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $4,000 per month.

My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we have no idea where the hell he is.
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing...

I joined a health club last year,
spent about 250 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there!
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
AND
Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a pub with a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.

Cute pics

2012-01-09T15:39:00.001-05:00

can't remember if I posted these before lol

Thanks Susan..

Wise Italian Grandfather

2012-01-08T19:41:00.001-05:00

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.

An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple-a bambinos. "

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with anudder man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'time's up' "?

Miniatur Wunderland: Model Train - Huge ! (nogallery)

2012-01-05T16:26:00.001-05:00

Two German Brothers Have

Put This TRAIN SET Together.

BE SURE to click on the link at the end

and view this in motion.

This is the world's biggest train set.
Covers 1,150 square meters / 12,380

square feet . Features almost six miles

of track and is still not complete.

Twin brothers Frederick and

Gerrit Braun, 41, began work on the

'Miniature Wunderland' in 2000.

The set covers six regions including

America, Switzerland , Scandinavia,

Germany, and the Austrian Alps.

The American section features giant

models of the Rocky Mountains,

Everglades, Grand-Canyon, etc.

...and Mount Rushmore .

The Swiss section has a mini-Matterhorn.

The Scandinavian part has a 4ft long

passenger ship floating in a 'fjord'.

It is expected to be finished in 2014,

when the train set would cover more

than 1,800 square meters or 19,376 sq ft

and feature almost 13 miles of track,

by which time detailed models of parts

of France , Italy and the UK would have

been added.

It comprises 700 trains with more than

10,000 carriages and wagons.

The longest train is 46 ft long.

The scenery includes 900 signals, 2,800

buildings, 4,000 cars - many with

illuminated headlights ....

....and 160,000 individually designed

figures.

Thousands of kilograms of steel and

wood was used to construct the scenery.

The 250,000 lights are rigged up to a

system that mimics night and day by

automatically turning them on and off.

The whole system is controlled from a

massive high-tech nerve centre.

In total the set has taken 500,000 hours

and more than 8 million euro to put

together, the vast majority of which

has come from ticket sales.

Gerrit said: "Our idea was to build a

world that men, women, and children

can be equally astonished and amazed

in."

Frederik added: "Whether gambling

in Las Vegas , hiking in the Alps or

paddling in Norwegian fjords - in

Wunderland everything is possible.

"This 4-minute video is worth

watching for this amazing stuff.

Now....click below to see it all in action!

Use sound ........

http://www.miniatur-wunderland.com/exhibit/video/4-minutes-wunderland/

Be patient -- If security asks to look at your cell phone OR turn it on to show that it works. They have a good reason! Wake up to our NEW WORLD!!

Now about your cell phone Sir...

2011-12-30T11:44:00.001-05:00

When you see the pictures below, you will understand why they now want our cell phones through the x-ray machine too.

Cell phone GUNS have arrived. Beneath the digital phone face is a .22 caliber handgun capable of firing four rounds in rapid succession -- using the standard telephone keypad. European law enforcement officials are stunned by the discovery of these deadly decoys.

Only when you have one in your hand do you realize that they are heavier than a regular cell phone.

Five Pearls of Irish Wisdom

2011-12-28T13:44:00.001-05:00

Five pearls of Irish wisdom to remember as you start your day:

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but somehow it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes-Benz than it is on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard’s name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.

2011-12-28T11:55:00.001-05:00

This husband obviously has a death wish.

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H & I, J, K."

She asks..... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely. .... What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

Dead Man Walking

2011-12-14T20:45:00.001-05:00

DEAD MAN WALKING...

Fw: I just Learned How To Text Message!!

2011-12-12T13:31:00.001-05:00

What a way to learn..

---------- Forwarded message ----------

I just

Learned

How

To

Text Message!!

I think I have the Hang of it now!

Show this to your family and friends!

How a poorly placed sticker can change everything

2011-12-11T10:09:00.001-05:00

Warning: Scam Against Older Men - So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.

2011-12-07T09:14:00.001-05:00

Warning: Scam Against Older Men

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.
You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen Mar. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also Apr. 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 27th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the dollar store and bought them out in three of their stores.
Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Costco, Etc.
So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)

via dalesdesigns.net

Signs, some old some new

2011-12-06T10:40:00.001-05:00

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit, please back in."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate
action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -
miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

It's a Wood-off :o) - Woot® : One Day, One Deal™

2011-12-05T13:50:00.001-05:00

These are the voyages of the NETGEAR N600 Wireless-N. Its mission: To help seek out new cat pictures and amusing cooking videos.

Captain! Sensors are picking up a signal just ahead!

“What have we got, Ensign?”

It appears to be a young woman alone in her kitchen. Sensors indicate she is trying to cook, but doing it rather poorly due to an increasing alcohol level, sir.

“Curious. Attempt to hail using the ReadySHARE® USB. Let’s see if she’d like to wirelessly share a USB hard drive with us.”

Negative, Captain. She’s not responding. She appears to be falling down a lot and spilling things instead. It’s strange. It seems rather simple, but its popularity rating is off the scale.

“Move to intercept. Prepare the Dual Band. I want it running at 2.4 and 5GHz bands concurrently, Ensign. Let’s see if we can catch up to this Kitchen Drunk.”

Sir, it’s no use! I’m already receiving tweets from other crew members that say they’ve already seen it! We’re losing Internet points fast, Captain, and we still can’t post to Tumblr!

“Engage the Automatic Quality-of-Service, then! I want full bandwidth priority given to watching that video, is that clear?!”

Yes, sir! It… It’s working. Captain, we’re receiving the video now!

“I do hope it was worth it, Ensign. After our run in with the EpicMealTime, we can’t sustain another crushing disappointment.”

via woot.com

they have very funny descriptions..

JEWISH NEWLYWEDS

2011-12-02T11:00:00.001-05:00

This can't possible be true.
but someone (unnamed) sent it to me, and I had to share.

JEWISH NEWLYWEDS

Please excuse the four-letter words toward the end of the
following story... I would have deleted them, but the story
wouldn't be the same..

JEWISH NEWLYWEDS
A young Jewish couple got married and went on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well", said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh mama", she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful!
So romantic"... Suddenly she burst out crying.
"But, mama, as soon as we returned,
Sam started using the most horrible language -- things
I'd never heard before!
I mean, all these awful four-letter words!
You've got to take me home!!
PLEASE MAMA !"

"Sarah, Sarah", her mother said, "calm down!
You need to stay with your husband and work this out.
Now, tell me, what could be so awful?
WHAT four-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter.
"I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful!
COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.
Tell your mother these horrible four-letter words!"
Sobbing, the bride said,
"Oh, Mama..., he used words like:

"DUST, WASH , IRON, and COOK...
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said her mother.

Fw: Coffee With You

2011-12-01T18:02:00.001-05:00

Coffee

With You

Just cause it's so hard for us to get together.

1. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW);

2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE;

3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK;

4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY;

5. CLICK ON OPEN ENJOY!

This is cute.. I don't know how they figure all this stuff out.
Enjoy......

CLICK HERE: COFFEE MACHINE

Moose Hunting

2011-12-01T10:12:00.001-05:00

This actually happened with some guys from Maine .

They dressed the truck up with the guy dummy spread eagle on the roof of the truck.

The driver and passengers put on Moose Heads.
Down the Maine Toll interstate they went causing about 16 accidents.

They went to jail.
(some cops have no sense of humor)

http://www.snopes.com/racial/mistaken/hitfloor.asp

snopes.com: Hit the Floor!

2011-11-29T10:35:00.001-05:00

my previous post "black robbers" is probably just an urban legend.

Deer Hunting

2011-11-28T23:12:00.001-05:00

Jäger_im_Schnee1.wmv Watch on Posterous

Black Robbers (A TRUE STORY)

2011-11-28T21:45:00.001-05:00

Black Robbers

On a recent weekend in Atlantic City , a woman won a bucketful of quarters at a slot machine. She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room. 'I'll be right back and we'll go to eat,' she told her husband and carried the coin-laden bucket to the elevator.
As she was about to walk into the elevator she noticed two men already aboard. Both were black. One of them was tall... very tall... an intimidating figure. The woman froze. Her first thought was: 'These two are going to rob me.' Her next thought was: 'don't be a bigot; they look like perfectly nice gentlemen.'
But racial stereotypes are powerful, and fear immobilized her. She stood and stared at the two men. She felt anxious, flustered and ashamed. She hoped they didn't read her mind, but they had to know what she was thinking!!!
Her hesitation about joining them in the elevator was all too obvious now. Her face was flushed. She couldn't just stand there, so with a mighty effort of will she picked up one foot and stepped forward and followed with the other foot and was on the elevator.
Avoiding eye contact, she turned around stiffly and face the elevator doors as they closed. A second passed, and then another second, and then another. Her fear increased! The elevator didn't move. Panic consumed her. 'Oh my,' she thought, 'I'm trapped and about to be robbed!' Her heart plummeted. Perspiration poured from every pore.
Then one of the men said, 'Hit the floor.' Instinct told her to do what they told her. The bucket of quarters flew upwards as she threw out her arms and collapsed on the elevator floor. A shower of coins rained down on her. 'Take my money and spare me,' she prayed.
More seconds passed. She heard one of the men say politely, 'Ma'am, if you'll just tell us what floor you're going to, we'll push the button.' The one who said it had a little trouble getting the words out. He was trying mightily to hold in a belly laugh.
The woman lifted her head and looked up at the two men. They reached down to help her up. confused, she struggled to her feet.
'When I told my friend here to hit the floor,' said the average sized one, 'I meant that he should hit the elevator button for our floor. I didn't mean for you to hit the floor, ma'am.' He spoke genially. He bit his lip. It was obvious he was having a hard time not laughing.
The woman thought: 'Oh my, what a spectacle I've made of myself.' She was too humiliated to speak. She wanted to blurt out an apology, but words failed her. How do you apologize to two perfectly respectable gentlemen for behaving as though they were going to rob you? She didn't know what to say.
The three of them gathered up the strewn quarters and refilled her bucket. When the elevator arrived at her floor they then insisted on walking her to her room. She seemed a little unsteady on her feet, and they were afraid she might not make it down the corridor. At her door they bid her a good evening.
As she slipped into her room she could hear them roaring with laughter as they walked back to the elevator. The woman brushed herself off. She pulled herself together and went downstairs for dinner with her husband.
The next morning flowers were delivered to her room--a dozen roses!

Attached to EACH rose was a crisp one hundred dollar bill.

The card said: 'Thanks for the best laugh we've had in years.'

It was signed;

Eddie Murphy
Michael Jordan

Black Robbers--a true story!

Men who lack female supervision

2011-11-19T17:47:00.001-05:00

Fairy Tale

2011-11-14T19:44:00.001-05:00

Eve's side of the story

2011-11-14T16:28:00.001-05:00

EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going ?' inquired God.

'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem...

It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain.'

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc., she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.

'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.'

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

'Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation ?'

'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'but for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'

God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless boob?'

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than the rib story ?

Send to men with a sense of humor & women who figure this makes sense.

No words needed.

2011-11-14T09:22:00.001-05:00

Aww.. :)

no words needed... When you need a smile

Send this to 3 friends and you will make 3 friends smile. No, you won't GET SOMETHING. Sorry, but that's the truth.

CHURCH FART ..........

2011-11-12T21:36:00.001-05:00

This says it all about getting older & the whole aging thing.

An older couple is attending church services.

About halfway through, the wife writes a note and hands it to her husband.

It says, “I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?”

He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid! "

Slow learner?

2011-11-10T14:31:00.001-05:00

A man was driving when a traffic camera flashed. He thought his picture was taken for exceeding the speed limit, even though he knew he was not speeding.

Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.

He thought this was quite funny, so he slowed down even further as he drove past the area, but the traffic camera flashed ...yet again.

He tried a fourth time with the same result.

The fifth time he was laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past at a snail's pace.

Two weeks later, he got five traffic fine letters in the mail for driving without a seat belt.

Miss Kentucky

2011-11-10T10:05:00.001-05:00

> This is the new Miss Kentucky and her prize winning photo!!!
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> Make-up and hair style ................... $500
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> New dress for the show ....................$700
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> Giant stuffed bear ........................... $300
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> Trying to hold the bear with a microphone in her hand...Priceless!!!
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lovely fall day..

2011-11-08T11:26:00.001-05:00

just took these pics at work in Wayne NJ, some of the trees have really bright red or orange leaves..

BEST GENIE IN A BOTTLE JOKE EVER...

2011-11-07T16:15:00.001-05:00

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.'

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.'

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the pieces of window glass.

A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?'

'Uh...yeah! , sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.

'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for my self.'

Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'

'No problem,' said the genie 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!'

'And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.


'I'd like to own a gorgeous home in every country in the world complete with servants,' she said.

'Consider it done,' the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!'





     'And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'what's your wish, genie?'

'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.'

The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?'

You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. I'd do the same for you!'

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other.



     The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your husband?'

'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.


'No Kidding,' he said.



   'Thirty-five years old and you both still believe in genies?'

really cute

2011-11-07T16:08:00.001-05:00

Dutch Department Store

HEMA is a Dutch department store.

The first store opened on November 4, 1926, in Amsterdam.

Now there are 150 stores all over the Netherlands .
Take a look at HEMA's product page - just wait a couple of seconds and watch what happens.
DON'T click on any of the items in the picture; just wait and see...what happens
This company has a sense of humor and a great web designer, who has WAY too much time on his hands.

http://producten.hema.nl/

Colonoscoopy

2011-11-06T10:11:00.001-05:00

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems; so without me nothing would happen."

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over; so without me you'd all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."

"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."

"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
.
The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work...
The ass hole is usually in charge.

formspring.me

2011-11-04T13:47:00.001-04:00

Ask me any wacky question :o) http://www.formspring.me/officeslave6

The Veterinarian

2011-11-02T13:02:00.001-04:00

The Veterinarian

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering,

the pastor of a small church found

a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week!

The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

"Why, yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church."

The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1,000 is a lot; are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?"

The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money," the pastor said.. "Where does he practice?"

The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada ... He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas and one in Reno " "

Live well, Laugh often,

FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH

2011-11-01T21:22:00.001-04:00

FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH ..

(Pronounced - Van Go)

His dizzy aunt ------------------------------------------------ Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes-------------------------------- Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store ----- Stop N Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------------------- U Gogh

His magician uncle --------------------------------- Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin ---------------------------------------- A Mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ----------- Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach --------------- Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle -------------------------------------- Can't Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt -------------------------------- Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle -------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh

The fruit-loving cousin -------------------------------------- Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------ Way-to-Gogh

The little bouncy nephew ------------------------------------ Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco -------------------------------------- Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in an RV --- Winnie Bay Gogh

I saw you smiling . . .. there ya Gogh

Ransom

2011-11-01T21:08:00.001-04:00

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington DC.
Nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million
dollar ransom.

Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on
fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."

formspring.me

2011-10-31T15:24:00.001-04:00

Ask me questions about Mr. Spock http://www.formspring.me/officeslave6

Can you tell me something that you don't know?

2011-10-28T13:24:00.001-04:00

that's highly illogical.. if I don't know it, how can I tell you?

Life

2011-10-26T22:28:00.001-04:00

Life really boils down to 2 questions...

1. Should I get a dog.....?

OR...

2. Should I have children?

Just to let you know
I'm thinking of you today.
No matter what situations life throws at you....
No matter how long and treacherous your journey may seem..
Remember there is a light at the end of the tunnel.

You're laughing aren't you?
That's good 'cause my job here is done!
Have a great day and remember to give thanks....

Cats are so dramatic!

Yoga vs Drinking

2011-10-26T22:25:00.001-04:00

Research confirms that drinking gives you the same benefits yoga does!!!
Savasana
Position of total relaxation.

Balasana
Position that brings the sensation of peace and calm.

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
This position calms the brain and heals tired legs.

Marjayasana
Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column.

Halasana
Excellent for back pain and insomnia.

Dolphin
Excellent for the shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms..

Salambhasana
Great exercise to stimulate the lumbar area, legs, and arms.

Ananda Balasana
This position is great for massaging the hip area.

Malasana
This position, for ankles and back muscles.

Pigeon
Tones the body, and builds flexibility and helps get rid of 'stress'.
So in the interest of healthy relaxation ...   let's start drinking !! ..............

NASA satellite falls on car. [VIDEO]

2011-10-25T21:36:00.001-04:00

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Try Dropbox!

2011-10-22T15:06:00.001-04:00

Hey there!

I’ve been using Dropbox and thought you might like it. It’s a free way to bring all your files anywhere and share them easily.

How To Speak Womanese

2011-10-18T15:14:00.001-04:00

How To Speak Womanese
At last....someone in this world has done some very valid and very valuable research on the human condition!

Crazy Grandma

2011-10-17T23:27:00.001-04:00

CrazyGrandma.wmv Watch on Posterous

Very funny!!!!!!!!!!!

what colour would you paint superman if you had the chance? o.o

2011-10-17T21:37:00.001-04:00

purple and a lighter purple or pink or dark gray and light gray like the attached pic..

Eurythmics | Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This)

2011-10-11T15:32:00.001-04:00

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused
I wanna use you and abuse you
I wanna know what's inside you
(Whispering) Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Hold your head up, movin' on
Keep your head up, movin' on
Movin' on!
Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
Travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something
Some of them want to use you
Some of them want to get used by you
Some of them want to abuse you
Some of them want to be abused
I'm gonna use you and abuse you
I'm gonna know what's inside
Gonna use you and abuse you
I'm gonna know what's inside you

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Today's Wallpaper

2011-10-11T09:19:00.001-04:00

A picture my brother took in Budapest, Hungary August 2007.

: HEALTH ALERT

2011-10-09T11:39:00.001-04:00

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>>
>>
>> I did not know this.
>>
>> When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure,
>>
>> When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure,
>>
>> When you drink whiskey over ice, it can give you heart problems,
>>
>> When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain problems.
>>
>> Apparently, ice is really bad for you.
>>
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>
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Occupy Sesame Street - Celebrity Pictures, Lol Celebs and Funny Actor and Actress Photos - ROFLrazzi

2011-10-08T12:30:00.001-04:00

The 99 percent of puppets on Sesame Street demand to have their voices heard!

Moar news over at Pundit Kitchen!

via celebs.icanhascheezburger.com

omg lol

One night in Bangkok

2011-10-07T14:24:00.001-04:00

One Night In Bangkok

By: Murray Head
Bangkok, oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world
In a show with everything but Yul Brynner
Time flies, doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change, don't you know
That when you play at this level there's no ordinary venue
It's Iceland or the Philippines or Hastings
Or, or this place
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a God in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the God's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me
One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother
(It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity)
(To be looking at the board, not looking at the city)
What d'ya mean
You seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town
(Tea, girls, warm and sweet, sweet)
(Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite)
Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

Siam's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would
A muddy old river or reclining Buddha
Thank God I'm only watching the game, controlling it
I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you
So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a God in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

via bangkok2night.com

Soviet Sci-Fi - Celebrity Pictures, Lol Celebs and Funny Actor and Actress Photos - ROFLrazzi

2011-10-06T18:06:00.001-04:00

-Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate

Submitted by: Unknown
Via: designbyblayde.com

via celebs.icanhascheezburger.com

Manure...who knew?....(humor)

2011-10-05T09:57:00.001-04:00

Manure... An interesting fact

Manure : In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common.

It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, not only did it become heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas of course. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.
Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!

Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening

After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the instruction ' Stow high in transit ' on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.

Thus evolved the term ' S.H.I.T ', (Stow High In Transit) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.

You probably did not know the true history of this word.

Neither did I.

I had always thought it was a golf term.

Now people can NO longer tell me "You don't know SHIT,because I now do.

Purple Dreamy: The Trigger

2011-10-04T23:31:00.001-04:00

via purpledreamy.blogspot.com

I think it applies to men too..

I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation.

2011-10-04T09:34:00.001-04:00

Talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther,
"Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different.
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas and Earlene got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."

Accidents in Canada

2011-10-04T08:21:00.001-04:00

What Causes The Most Accidents In Canada ???

Not the radio.........

Not the GPS monitor......

Not talking.............

Not texting..............

Not watching a car video......

Not changing a CD.......

The most frequent causes of accidents in Canada are caused by:

Yep !!!....

You guessed it !!!....

Inappropriate footwear !!!!....

it's the same in the US.. - Dave

Fw: Support Breast Cancer Awareness with the Purchase of These Great Products!!

2011-10-03T10:46:00.001-04:00

That's very nice of them..

Dave

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also, r u rly gunna dayt a kitteh?

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? - 10/2/11

2011-10-03T00:12:00.001-04:00

No, you may not

Posted: 01 Oct 2011 05:00 PM PDT

No, you may not ask my daughter out. She’s not allowed to date until she’s 3.

LoL by:

cinna-crumbs

Picture by: Akanke22

Sorry, guys -

Posted: 01 Oct 2011 03:00 PM PDT

Sorry, guys – not the kind of cat fight you were hoping for.

but itz stil kwite fun 2 watch.

LoL by:

Winnie-Wonka

Picture by: Unknown

Death and Taxes

Posted: 01 Oct 2011 11:00 AM PDT

There are only two things in life that are certain. Guess which one I am.

if ur taxes, ai haz com prepayrd.

LoL by: Unknown

Picture by: ZeZapatiste

GIF: 2 Cyoot 2 Handul

Posted: 01 Oct 2011 08:00 AM PDT

Moar gifs dis-a-way!

WORSHIPPING OF CATS

Posted: 01 Oct 2011 07:00 AM PDT

WORSHIPPING OF CATS EXPRESSLY ENCOURAGED

der iz sum debayt bout wich wun 2 worship, tho.

LoL by:

thipthapthoo

Picture by: Unknown

VIDEO: Baby Sloth Drinking Milk

Posted: 01 Oct 2011 05:00 AM PDT

Sew cyoot u mite explode!

i has

Posted: 01 Oct 2011 03:00 AM PDT

i has a complementary color fing goin on

u shud beekom a pie chart!

LoL by:

WilliamKeckler

Picture by: Unknown

Cyoot Kitteh of teh Day: Leev Meh Alone; Itz Caturday!

Posted: 01 Oct 2011 12:00 AM PDT

Clik teh foto 2 add a funneh capshun!

LoL by: Unknown

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People Are Strange… Wedding Version | OUTBURST

2011-10-02T22:17:00.001-04:00

These are wedding pictures gathered from God knows where…

Memories are so beautiful and yet... So disturbing...

And you thought it was only phone booths and VW's that they stuffed...

Wonder what they're serving for the wedding dinner???

I guess she REALLY wanted a Knight in Shining Armour...

Dad looks SO proud!!!

Could someone please explain this to me??? Seriously???

And this one too???

OK... This one sets the "women's movement" back a century or so easy...

Looks like they spared NO expense...

She's starring on America's Most Wanted next week!!!

Any ideas what the hell this is supposed to be???

Was this REALLY a shotgun wedding???

I just now noticed the DAMN DUCKS!!!

Step away from the buffet!!!

Do you think they rode off on a Harley or in a limo???

I can't wait to see the kids...

Check THIS OUT for the perfect People Are Strange Wedding…

via outburstnow.com

If you could be invited to one person's birthday party, whose would it be?

2011-10-01T17:17:00.001-04:00

anyone's, I haven't been to one in years ;(

If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?

2011-10-01T15:49:00.001-04:00

I can't decide.

Most embarassing moment you had in public?

2011-10-01T15:21:00.001-04:00

why would I tell? that would be embarrassing too..

Would you live in a cave with a wild woman/man for a week?

2011-10-01T15:20:00.001-04:00

I don't know.. why would/should I? maybe if the sex is good.. maybe I'd want it for longer or not do it at all? I don't know..

What is the difference between profiling and stereotyping?

2011-10-01T15:18:00.001-04:00

http://www.politicalforum.com/political-opinions-beliefs/127763-profiling-vs-stereotyping.html they both are bad.. dam I gave this answer on wrong question ;(:p

Do you needlessly torture yourself over something?

2011-10-01T15:16:00.001-04:00

http://www.politicalforum.com/political-opinions-beliefs/127763-profiling-vs-stereotyping.html profiling is supposed to be using statistics. it is almost as bad as stereotyping.

Is there something you wasted good money on?

2011-09-28T17:57:00.001-04:00

yes

I took my mother-in-law

2011-09-27T19:22:00.001-04:00

I thought you might get a chuckle or 2 from these "little bits of
wisdom".

* I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the
airport.

* Someone stole all my credit cards but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

* We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

* My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night; only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

* My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea .

* She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the
estimate.
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

* The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your cheque came back. " Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"

* Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!"
Patient: "I am 60!"
Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"

* A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought
here for drinking."
The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."

* Why do Jewish divorces cost so much?
They're worth it.

* The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like
Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact
that Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now.

* There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In
Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates
from medical school.

* Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

* Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!

* A man called his mother in Florida :
"Mom, how are you?"
" Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak.."
The son said, "Why are you so weak?" She said, "Because I haven't eaten
in 38days."
The son said, "That's terrible.
Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"
The mother answered, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with
food if you should call."

* A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part
in the play. She asks,
"What part is it?"
The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband."
"The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a
speaking part."

* Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the
street and said, "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days."
"Force yourself," she replied.

* Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother?
A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.

* Q: Why are Jewish men circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women don't like anything that Isn't 20% off.

I'll be recuperating at my parents :-\

2011-09-27T11:31:00.001-04:00

On Wednesday night I had chest pains and ended up in the hospital emergency room. Thursday they put a stent in one my arteries and I was there till Sunday.

Here's a video I found.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9AqBd4RExk

I have a cool mohawk on my pubes. they had to go through the artery in my groin. I'm too lazy to post a pic though..

funny

2011-09-26T22:58:00.001-04:00

Kids & Pets

2011-09-24T13:48:00.001-04:00

Windows vs. Ford ...

2011-09-21T11:40:00.001-04:00

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,

'If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.'

In response to Bill's comments, Ford issued a press release stating:

If Ford had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash.........Twice a day.

2.. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3... Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation' warning light.

I love the next one!!!

7. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off.

PS - I 'd like to add that when all else fails, you could call 'customer service' in some foreign country and be instructed in some foreign language how to fix your car yourself!!!!

Please share this with your friends who love - but sometimes hate - their computer!

How the human mind works

2011-09-21T11:38:00.001-04:00

A practical example of how the human mind works

In the picture, we will analyze what it represents to some groups of people.

Read the review after the photo...

- For young men, it's a nice ass. Only the most observant will define this as an ass crossing the street. The really observant will see the thong.- For older men, it is a respectable woman with a nice ass crossing the street.- The perverts will imagine her as a naked woman.- The wise men will ponder the presence of mind of the photographer in the face of such beauty and gratitude that it was shared with humanity.- For half of the women, this is an ordinary woman who should not have left home dressed that way.- The other half is wondering where she bought that blouse.- The wise women imagine the misery that this will be at 50.- Children, the curious, and monks will probably notice a dog driving the taxi..

Don't be alarmed, I didn't see the dog either.

Critter Cartoons for Twisted People

2011-09-20T10:18:00.001-04:00

almost done

2011-09-18T11:38:00.001-04:00

Post from Audible for Android
I'm listening to The Final Empire: Mistborn Book 1 (Unabridged) Part 3 on #Audible for #Android. Get the app free: http://audible.com/wireless @audible_com

very good book by Brandon Sanderson, I'm at the end and already have the next book in the series..