Wise Italian Grandfather

Why Italian Fathers and  Grandfathers pass their handguns down through  the family. An old Italian man is dying.  He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you  lissina me.  I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me." "But grandpa, I really don't like guns..  How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"  "You  lissina  me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a  big-a home and maybe  a couple-a bambinos.  " "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with anudder man. "Whatta you gonna do then?  Pointa to you watch and say, 'time's up' "?

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