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Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Think You Know Everything?




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The  liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a  substitute for 

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Blood  plasma. 
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No  piece of paper can be folded in  half more than seven (7)  times.
Oh go ahead...I'll  wait... 
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Donkeys  kill more people annually 
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Than  plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your  Ass ) 
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You  burn more calories sleeping 
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Than you do  watching television. 
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Oak  trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty  (50) years of age or older. 
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The  first product to have a bar  code 
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Was  Wrigley's gum. 
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The  King of Hearts is the only  king 
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WITHOUT  A MOUSTACHE 
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American  Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by  eliminating one (1) olive 
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From  each salad served in  first-class. 
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Venus  is the only planet that rotates  clockwise. 
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(Since  Venus is normally associated with women, what  does this tell you?)
(That women are going  the 'right' direction...?)

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Apples,  not caffeine, 
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Are more  efficient at waking you up in the morning  . 
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Most  dust particles in your house are made  from 
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DEAD  SKIN ! 
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The first owner of the Marlboro  Company died of lung cancer. 
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So did  the first ' Marlboro  Man'. 
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Walt  Disney was afraid 
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   OF MICE! 
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PEARLS  DISSOLVE 
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IN  VINEGAR  ! 
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The  three most valuable brand names on  earth: 
Marlboro, Coca  Cola , and Budweiser, in  that  order. 
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It  is possible to lead a cow  upstairs... 
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But,  not downstairs. 

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A  duck's quack doesn't echo, 
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And no  one knows why. 
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Dentists  have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at  least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid  airborne particles resulting from the  flush. 
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(I keep  my toothbrush in the living room now  !) 
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And  the best for last.... 
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Turtles  can breathe through their butts.
(I know  some people like that, don't YOU  ?)

So.......................

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Remember,  knowledge is everything, so pass it on......and  go move your toothbrush !!! 

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I'm not sure that I believe all of these..
Dave

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