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Friday, February 24, 2012

1919 Photograph

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1919 Photograph

If you were around in 1919 and came upon the following poster

I mean,

seriously

Wouldn't you just keep drinking?

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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Don't Honk at old people

GrannyAirBag.wmv Watch on Posterous

A lady was videotaping her son riding a skate board when her attention switched to an old woman trying to cross the street.
You can hear the lady who is doing the taping giggling as she records the event.
The video is a quick one .... but you'll probably watch it more than once. Aren't air bags great?

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Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Dog for sale, has Chinese name.....

 
 
Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Look at the picture and then read the sales pitch below......
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Dog For Sale ------ Free to good home Excellent guard dog.
Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese name,
Ho Lee Schitt.

 

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Monday, February 13, 2012

Getting old?





Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.
One student said to his friend:
"I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome.
Those people walk just like that."
The other student says:
"No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome.
He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him,
"We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.
Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said,
"I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
The old man said,
"I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"

Wild Turkey & Coke

I (someone in western Nebraska) had to go to Harrison, NE this morning when he saw this Coke truck sitting on the side of Highway 29. When he  got close to it I could see what was wrong and turned around to go make sure the driver was OK; the driver was fine. I told him he should get a medal for keeping the truck on the road and not having a major accident. You’ll see why in one of the pictures.

I guess he wanted a little Wild Turkey with his Coke this morning.

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